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\f0\fs24 \cf0 You've done it! You've accomplished what only one other AFGNCAAP in history has done! It's pronounced "aff-in-cape" by the way\'85 not sure what you were saying. You've explored the depths of the Great Underground Empire, and you've profited from it (in it's height, the Empire was known for it's inflated taxes)!\
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But there's more! Dig under this mailbox to find a magic pick-axe (brought to you by the Frobozz Magic Mining Company). Face away from the White House, and look for a stone outcropping to the left. Cut away the overgrown foliage, and use your pick-axe to break away the obsidian. Enter the barrow to claim your grand prize of TWENTY TRILLION ZORKMIDS!}